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12.08.03 - 1:05 a.m. - hobbies are for losers.
with my new funds as a highly respected diner-working-person in the field of diners, i can afford various luxuries such as visits to the sauna, pungent camembert cheeses, $200 gothpunk combat boots, and rare vintage shot glasses off eBay.
only one of these is real. guess.
hint: i wish i could purchase this.
note: yardsale(tm) does not necessarily advocate underage drinking. yardsale does admit to enjoying chocolate milk just a little bit more when it is put into a motherfucking batman shotglass.