01.21.03 - 10:09 p.m. - i sure do like storytime.

i remember how in MY white collar prison days (which should be black collar, because black button down shirts are tres chic), i took care to consider the line in Office Space about either kicking someone's ass or becoming someone's bitch on the first day. and so, i became the bitch of a rough n tumble lookin' dude about yea high. it is too bad that he was the largest and most badass-looking prison bitch ever, and i was thus subjected to much pain after that. the looks, they are deceiving, kiddies. never be the bitch of a bitch!

this reminds me of how i was quite the child prodigy of the musical sort, but no one wanted a genius at the piccolo. oh, to be at the bottom of the barrel of child prodigies.

and one day i'll make millions by selling manmade driftwood (so people can have their wood burn pretty colors in their fireplaces).

in other news, i am friends with crazy kids and it isn't so bad; they tell it to me like it is.

troz - diaryland - zort