03.06.02 - 9:11 p.m. - farce within a farce

so like i was walkin down the street and this dude is all "hey i like the cut of your jib, come be a pornstar" so i made like fifty million porns this afternoon and they told me i was TOO awesome. literally. they said people would be far too jealous of my massive cock and all too maddened by my ability to use a george foreman grill at the same time. i'm so hot they'd have to censor the censored version of my films.

so i'm burnt out at the tender age of 16.

aw.

but actually, my day was kind of boring. except for when i kept on accidentally making eye contact with this guy at a wendy's. i did not like that one bit.

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