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03.05.03 - 4:54 p.m. - the velveteen touch of a dandy fop
greg: frankdude, that was so gay.
me: what i do what i do?
greg: dudelin, you pushed the door open with your hips.
me: that's not gay.
greg: don't kid yourself, sonny. i know gay when i see gay.
me: explain.
greg: most guys? they are lacking in the hip area. but like many gay men, you defy the norms of manliness by using your nonexistent hips to open a door for me. it's revolutionary, and it's all you.
me: your sexual politics are hardly revolutionary.
greg: by the way, thanks for opening the door for me. that was so gentleman.
me: de nada.