05.19.02 - 8:30 p.m. - comfortable in his manhood he is

david told me about this kid who wanted to know if it was true that pigeons die when you feed them uncooked rice, because the rice is supposed to expand in their tummies (stomach! godgut! crapfactory!) and make em dead real good.

so's i says to david i says: "hey david, does that work on humans? would we experience death by ... *waves hand in air* ... rice?"

and david kisses me passionatelyleans forward tells me: "why actually franklin, the kid that wanted to know about the pigeons decided to try it on himself. he's married now -- married to death!"

me: word.

also, i want a little legos yoda complete with little green light saber. i've seen it, it exists!

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